Bike God is good,
bike god is great

offerings must be made unto me when you wish to summon my strength
the dark blue forces are a test for you, nothing more, nothing less.
Bike god has deemed them necessary, you shall respect bike gods way, there is no questioning
mortals are to address me with salutations of honor and respect, or a pitiful ant-like challenge, to which i will mercilessly reply
those who make it to the promised land, shall be greeted with eternal downward slopes, leveling only at villages of eager wenches ( goddesses to you ), who live to quench your every thirst, serve them well.

Bike God has spoken

be gone